What would your super power be? This question seems to get asked from time to time, especially during times when superhero movies/shows/comics make it to mainstream news. 

My superpower then, would be something I’m sure people out there would want, but not many say. Most people would say: invisibility, flight, teleportation, time control, xray vision, etc. I would say, my power would be the ability to detect a person’s chemical balance, what it would take to turn them on; as Edward Cullen so eloquently put it, “their own personal heroin.” Upon detecting this, my body would create the perfect balance of hormones to attract that specific person, guy or girl, so much so that they would want to jump my bones. It wouldn’t technically be against their will would it? They’re the ones getting horned up over me after all. 

Sounds a bit useless right? As far as being a superhero is concerned, but think about it; if you want to get vital information, simply turn on the hormones and they’ll tell you anything to get into your pants. My superhero alias would be hormone except, I wouldn’t spell it HORMONE. I would spell it: WHORE MOAN, because I’d sort of be a whore, making whoever I want MOAN.

Slutty? Yes. Practical? Hell no. Fun? Oh most definitely…

So, tell me. What would your superpower and name be?