Eat My Fuck Yea!
thatryguy:

saintq:

bobzenub:

Charles and Erik finally reconciles

LOL

hahahaha!

thatryguy:

saintq:

bobzenub:

Charles and Erik finally reconciles

LOL

hahahaha!

fraternityrow:

:)

myhiddengayside:

My Hidden Gay Side

not the biggest cock I have ever seen but DAMN boi is this guy hot!

artoftheliving:

Exotic Necktie Knots

Ready to level up your Necktie game? Agree or Die has guided video instructionals on how to tie a fancier necktie, guaranteed to blow minds as it defies standard necktie physics.  Check out the videos at the links below:

1) agreeordie: Eldredge Knot

2) agreeordie: Trinity Knot

3) agreeordie: Cape Necktie Knot

thatryguy:

doyouliketigers:

thehamptons:

Plug in your birthday and see what this chart says about you.
The suits
Hearts live through emotions and relationships. These are the children of the deck, often maintaining a youthful exuberance even into later years. The positive Heart is friendly and affectionate; the negative Heart is self-indulgent or flirtatious. Hearts excel in people-oriented careers. They make good nurses, teachers and counselors, as well as artists and musicians.
Clubs are creative and experience life through talking and learning. As the students of the deck, Clubs are curious, always thinking, and love to talk, read and teach. The positive Club is brilliant and well-informed; the negative Club can be a dishonest know-it-all. Great careers for Clubs include teaching, writing, law and journalism.
Diamonds are on the planet to clarify values. Diamonds like to spend money and like nice things. As the adults of the deck, Diamonds can’t stand being told what to do. Diamonds on a positive path are generous and philanthropic. The negative-minded Diamond can be greedy or miserly. Careers for the diamond person include banking, investing, politics, retail or merchandising, producing and big-business.
Spades are confident, strong-willed and wise. Even when they are young, Spades will often act more mature than their age. These are the workers of the deck. Spades are more interested in doing their jobs well than talking about them or becoming too emotionally involved with others. Spades can be stubborn and don’t like it when others try to control them. Spades find satisfaction in careers in construction (building), broadcasting and health care. And, as the symbol of “transformation,” Spades can also be successful in industries that deal with death or dying, and mysticism.
The numbers
The “odd” (active) numbers represent a person who is restless, on the go, and thrives on change.The “even” (receptive) numbers are balanced and logical, attracting things andpeople to them.
Ace (One) is ambitious, active and driven. You are a self-starter who is excited to experience all that life has to offer. As a “One,” you may sometimes appear self-centered.
Two is sensitive, logical and comfortable in partnerships because you enjoy having someone to talk to, or bounce ideas off of. Avoid being insincere or becoming too dependent on the opinions of others.
Three is curious, restless and enjoys trying new things. You are extremely creative, so channel your gifts in a positive way to avoid worry and indecision.
Four is fortunate, organized and efficient. You are a hard-worker and good at bringing people and plans together. Avoid stubbornness or being small-minded.
Five is adventurous, restless, and hates routine or anything that limits your freedom. As a “people person,” you are comfortable around all kinds of personalities. Learn to commit.
Six is easygoing, peaceful and fair. You prefer to avoid confrontation, but won’t hesitate to stand up for what you believe in. Avoid stubbornness or falling into a rut.
Seven is the most mystical of all numbers. You have a mental sharpness that, when combined with your intuition (hunches), will serve you well. Have faith that you are being guided. Avoid being indifferent or skeptical.
Eight is the number of power and abundance. You enjoy attention and have special talents in the area of your suit (Hearts — charm; Clubs — knowledge; Diamonds — leadership; Spades — wisdom). Avoid power struggles.
Nine is intelligent and happiest when you give in and are willing to let go. Beware of being too overbearing, stingy or bullying.
10 is ambitious, capable and confident. You like to do things in a big way and may be obsessive or take on too much responsibility.
The “faces” are natural leaders who need to be respected. Even the Jacks, who may be less mature and serious than the King and Queen, need their talents to be recognized.
Jack is clever and playful. This youngest member of the royal family is creative and charming. There may be a tendency to stretch the truth or avoid responsibility.
Queen expresses power and leadership with compassion. Just as powerful as a King, you enjoy pleasing and taking care of others. Beware of being too demanding.
King is a natural leader. Authoritative, powerful, and wise, you prefer to do things your own way. Use caution when it comes to being too pushy or dismissive of others.
Joker is the wild card! A sneaky trickster who can take on the personality of any card in the deck, but most often acts like a Jack. Dec. 31 is the only day of the year that’s linked to the Joker. People born on this day cannot be read using this system.

holy fuck

August 27 for me.  Pretty damn right.

thatryguy:

doyouliketigers:

thehamptons:

Plug in your birthday and see what this chart says about you.

The suits

Hearts live through emotions and relationships. These are the children of the deck, often maintaining a youthful exuberance even into later years. The positive Heart is friendly and affectionate; the negative Heart is self-indulgent or flirtatious. Hearts excel in people-oriented careers. They make good nurses, teachers and counselors, as well as artists and musicians.

Clubs are creative and experience life through talking and learning. As the students of the deck, Clubs are curious, always thinking, and love to talk, read and teach. The positive Club is brilliant and well-informed; the negative Club can be a dishonest know-it-all. Great careers for Clubs include teaching, writing, law and journalism.

Diamonds are on the planet to clarify values. Diamonds like to spend money and like nice things. As the adults of the deck, Diamonds can’t stand being told what to do. Diamonds on a positive path are generous and philanthropic. The negative-minded Diamond can be greedy or miserly. Careers for the diamond person include banking, investing, politics, retail or merchandising, producing and big-business.

Spades are confident, strong-willed and wise. Even when they are young, Spades will often act more mature than their age. These are the workers of the deck. Spades are more interested in doing their jobs well than talking about them or becoming too emotionally involved with others. Spades can be stubborn and don’t like it when others try to control them. Spades find satisfaction in careers in construction (building), broadcasting and health care. And, as the symbol of “transformation,” Spades can also be successful in industries that deal with death or dying, and mysticism.

The numbers

The “odd” (active) numbers represent a person who is restless, on the go, and thrives on change.The “even” (receptive) numbers are balanced and logical, attracting things andpeople to them.

Ace (One) is ambitious, active and driven. You are a self-starter who is excited to experience all that life has to offer. As a “One,” you may sometimes appear self-centered.

Two is sensitive, logical and comfortable in partnerships because you enjoy having someone to talk to, or bounce ideas off of. Avoid being insincere or becoming too dependent on the opinions of others.

Three is curious, restless and enjoys trying new things. You are extremely creative, so channel your gifts in a positive way to avoid worry and indecision.

Four is fortunate, organized and efficient. You are a hard-worker and good at bringing people and plans together. Avoid stubbornness or being small-minded.

Five is adventurous, restless, and hates routine or anything that limits your freedom. As a “people person,” you are comfortable around all kinds of personalities. Learn to commit.

Six is easygoing, peaceful and fair. You prefer to avoid confrontation, but won’t hesitate to stand up for what you believe in. Avoid stubbornness or falling into a rut.

Seven is the most mystical of all numbers. You have a mental sharpness that, when combined with your intuition (hunches), will serve you well. Have faith that you are being guided. Avoid being indifferent or skeptical.

Eight is the number of power and abundance. You enjoy attention and have special talents in the area of your suit (Hearts — charm; Clubs — knowledge; Diamonds — leadership; Spades — wisdom). Avoid power struggles.

Nine is intelligent and happiest when you give in and are willing to let go. Beware of being too overbearing, stingy or bullying.

10 is ambitious, capable and confident. You like to do things in a big way and may be obsessive or take on too much responsibility.

The “faces” are natural leaders who need to be respected. Even the Jacks, who may be less mature and serious than the King and Queen, need their talents to be recognized.

Jack is clever and playful. This youngest member of the royal family is creative and charming. There may be a tendency to stretch the truth or avoid responsibility.

Queen expresses power and leadership with compassion. Just as powerful as a King, you enjoy pleasing and taking care of others. Beware of being too demanding.

King is a natural leader. Authoritative, powerful, and wise, you prefer to do things your own way. Use caution when it comes to being too pushy or dismissive of others.

Joker is the wild card! A sneaky trickster who can take on the personality of any card in the deck, but most often acts like a Jack. Dec. 31 is the only day of the year that’s linked to the Joker. People born on this day cannot be read using this system.

holy fuck

August 27 for me.  Pretty damn right.

pussyboicumdump:

Monthly Challenge Update

So I am proud to say I just finished #1 of my 5 for my monthly challenge.  Meet Brandon.  Above are incognito pics I took of him before I approached.  The circumstances were that AFTER I took the pics above with my phone, we were both shooting hoops on the basketball court and I couldn’t take my eyes off of him.  At one point, he put up a shot and it got stuck in between the rim & backboard and he couldn’t jump high enough to get it out, so I took that moment to approach, offer him my ball and we got it out.  We bullshitted and laughed about it for a moment, then went our own ways. 

Well I then made my move by lobbing a compliment his way - “You got mad skillz dude.”  and he said “thanks - so do you.”  I smiled.  Then we both took a shot.  Then I asked him if he played ball anywhere else.  He sort of chuckled and said every so often.  I then said, nice we should play together some time and I had a big shit eatting grin on my face.  He just stopped and watched me and smiled back and walked a little closer.  He said ‘yeah…what you got in mind’ and I said ‘you know exactly what I have in mind” and he said “maybe, but I want to hear you say it”.  So I said “I am a pussyboi cumdump and I’d love to play sometime”.  He smiled and said “I know.”  Ugh… made me melt right there. 

So then he asked me “what you doing right now” and I said “you’re looking at him”.  We gathered our shit and in the parking lot agreed that I would follow him back to his place.  Got to his apartment, and from the moment the door closed we were ravishing each other, stripping clothes off (his body was fucking ridiculous!), and I had his fat ~7 incher in my pussy mouth before you could say slut.  I sucked him off, we made out some, we felt up each other, then he bent me over a chair, finger fucked me until he was satisfied then shoved his cock in me.  He didn’t dump in my pussy - but did let me take it in my mouth as to not waste such a spectular load.

We laughed it all off, was super chill and fun, and probably is someone I’d just hang with truthfully.  We didn’t exchange numbers, but I have a sneaking suspicion we’ll be seeing each other again.

thatryguy:

joecasey:

tyesgotflow:

twaghost:

onlylolgifs:

Elevator Prank 

THAT’S NOT FUCKIN’ FUNNY

OMG!!…lol

I want one of these!

That’s fucked up… I think I would have to change my pants if this happened to me!